The books
Written by Chris Vaughan · illustrated picture books
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Destructor-Bros · Book 1 · coming soon
All the Ice Cream in the World
Cam and Albie want all the ice cream in the world. Ice cream costs money. Money means a business — so they start by selling Dad's socks. It does not go well. It goes, in fact, straight through Mum and Dad's bedroom.
“You two could destroy anything,” says Dad.
And that is how Destructor-Bros begins.
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Destructor-Bros · Book 2 · coming soon
Dig a Hole
There is one rule in this house: DO NOT BRING YOUR DIGGERS HOME. Cutlery is too slow. Plastic spades snap. Mum's lumpy porridge burns through nothing at all.
So the self-driving diggers come to them — straight through the garden fence. The hole gets bigger. And bigger. And then something at the bottom of it says “OY!”
The police are delighted. Mum and Dad are not.
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Patrick and Ginju · Book 1 · coming soon
Patrick and Ginju and the Sand Witch
Patrick is a penguin. Ginju is a cat. They are best friends, they live in Dubai, and they would very much like to go on a desert safari.
The trouble is that cats and penguins do not have pockets, so neither of them has any money. Patrick's solution: he will be the safari.
It ends with a witch, a stolen wand, and one almighty sneeze.
Meet the Destructor-Bros
Cam
Has the ideas. Rarely has the risk assessment. If a problem can be solved with a bigger machine, Cam has already ordered the bigger machine.
Albie
Says yes to everything Cam suggests, slightly faster than is wise. Unmatched at digging. Entirely unbothered by consequences.
Available for demolition, excavation, and the occasional accidental arrest of an escaped prisoner.
Know when the next one lands
New books, and the occasional look behind the illustrations. A few emails a year at most, and one click stops them for good.